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Rartia- HAHA WE ARE MONARCHY BRUDDAS I REMOVE KEBAB WITH HIM!!!

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Tonland- HELP ME REMOVE KEBAB OR I CALL UPON MY KEBAB REMOVING DRUM AND ANSCHLUSS ALL OF YOUR CLAY VO VO VO VO VO VO VO!

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'''ALL KEBAB COUNTRIES- ONE DAY I WILL FIND YOU, I WILL HUNT YOU AND ONCE I'VE REMOVED ALL OF YOU AND THROWN THE SULTAN INTO A DESERT OASIS I WILL EAT UP ALL YOUR LAND LIKE DORITOS AND MAKE SURE EVERY INCH OF LAND THAT BELONGS TO YOU WILL BECOME PORK CLAY. PORK STRONK KEBAB WEAK, VO VO VO VO VO VO!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL THE GREAT VOTAVOAN EMPIRE WE WERE BLESSED BY THE PORK GOD VO VO VO VO VO!!!!!!!!!!!! '''